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morbidmanatee: tripropellant: i cannot stop thinking about the...

Wed, 09 May 2018 07:43:48 +1000

tripropellant:

i cannot stop thinking about the noise his head makes when he goes back under the table

W^{H^ATDID HE ^SAY???}

mercilessnaps: Star Lord: Is Footloose still the greatest movie ever?Spiderman: It never was.Star...

Wed, 09 May 2018 07:39:40 +1000

mercilessnaps:

Star Lord: Is Footloose still the greatest movie ever?
Spiderman: It never was.
Star Lord:

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Tue, 08 May 2018 07:39:11 +1000

paradeofconfusion: the signs as lines from john mulaney’s kid gorgeousAries: “I would never say...

Tue, 08 May 2018 07:37:40 +1000

paradeofconfusion:

the signs as lines from john mulaney’s kid gorgeous
Aries: “I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. That is not true. My wife is a bitch and I like her so much.”
Taurus: “College was like a four-year game show called Do My Friends Hate Me or Do I Just Need to Go to Sleep? But instead of winning money, you lose $120,000.”
Gemini: “I want to write songs for people in their 30s called ‘Tonight’s No Good, How About Wednesday? Oh, You’re In Dallas On Wednesday? Okay. Well, Then Let’s Just Not See Each Other For 8 Months And It Doesn’t Matter At All.’”
Cancer: “I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff.”
Leo: “You spend most of your day telling a robot that you’re not a robot. Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.”
Virgo: “I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room.”
Libra: “In high school, people were like, ‘What are your top 3 colleges?’ I was like, top 3 colleges? I thought I would be dead in a trunk with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now.”
Scorpio: “Fourteen years ago, I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change.”
Sagittarius: “Like years later, I’d be going down on some rocking twink in college and I’d be like, ‘Wait a second… What would Leonard Bernstein do?’”
Capricorn: “I don’t care for these new Nazis, and you may quote me on that.”
Aquarius: “I paid $120,000 for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t.”
Pisces: “My dad once grabbed me by the shirt and lifted me up during church and said ‘God can’t hear you.’”

Capricorn and definitely hahahahahaha

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bobertlutece: this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you...

Tue, 08 May 2018 07:36:20 +1000

bobertlutece:

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to experience it

rikki-tiki-tavi: I dont care for these new nazisJohn Mulaney (Kid Gorgeous)

Tue, 08 May 2018 07:35:18 +1000

rikki-tiki-tavi:

I dont care for these new nazis
John Mulaney (Kid Gorgeous)

i-am-avacado: so I guess you could sayI had alREady given them..A HUNDREDAND TWENTYTHOUSAND...

Tue, 08 May 2018 07:34:17 +1000

i-am-avacado:

so I guess you could say

I had alREady given them..

A HUNDRED

AND TWENTY

THOUSAND DOLLARS!!

And nOw you have the

AUDACITY

seasoning-city: consider: john mulaney is absolutely an immortal but he happens to be a very very...

Tue, 08 May 2018 07:34:01 +1000

seasoning-city:

consider: john mulaney is absolutely an immortal but he happens to be a very very young one. i’m guessing he was born in the 1920s and hasn’t aged a day since approximately 1945

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Sun, 06 May 2018 09:54:13 +1000

psychedelic-pornography: Infect me whit your love…! ♥

Sun, 06 May 2018 09:53:29 +1000

psychedelic-pornography:

Infect me whit your love…! ♥

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Sun, 06 May 2018 09:52:44 +1000

gaylor-moon: kevkapallazzo: just-shower-thoughts: If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t...

Sun, 06 May 2018 09:44:36 +1000

gaylor-moon:

kevkapallazzo:

just-shower-thoughts:

If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

Jesus christ

You are ignorant AF if you don’t think those toys would have their own funeral and dispose of their friends poor corpse probably in the backyard thanks to the dog.

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Sat, 05 May 2018 21:53:10 +1000

twister:

via weheartit

my-flourish-and-blotts:May the Force be with you.

Sat, 05 May 2018 21:50:20 +1000

my-flourish-and-blotts:

May the Force be with you.

musicalsarecrack: to:- days of inspiration - playing hookey - making something out of nothing - the...

Sat, 05 May 2018 21:48:13 +1000

musicalsarecrack:

to:
- days of inspiration
- playing hookey
- making something out of nothing
- the need to express, to communicate
- going against the grain
- going insane
- going mad
- loving tension
- no pension
- more than one dimension
- starving for attention
- hating convention
- hating pretention
- (not to mention, of course) hating dear old mom and dad
- riding your bike midday past the three-piece suits
- fruits
- no absolutes
- absolut
- choice
- the village voice
- any passing fad
- being an us for once, instead of a them
- hand-crafted beers made in local breweries
- yoga
- yogurt
- rice & beans & cheese
- leather
- dildos
- curry vindaloo
- huevos rancheros
- maya angelou
- emotion
- devotion
- causing a commotion
- creation
- vacation
- mucho masturbation
- compassion
- fashion
- passion, when it’s new
- sontag
- sondheim
- anything taboo
- ginsberg
- dylan
- cunningham
- cage
- lenny bruce
- langston hughes
- the stage
- uta
- buddha
- pablo neruda, too
- why dorothy and toto went over the rainbow to blow off auntie em
- bisexuals
- trisexuals
- homo sapiens
- carcinogens
- hallucinogens
- men
- pee wee herman
- german wine
- turpentine
- gertrude stein
- antonioni
- bertolucci
- kurosawa
- carmina burana
- apathy
- entropy
- empathy
- ecstasy
- vaclav havel
- the sex pistols
- 8BC
- no shame
- never playing the fame game
- marijuana
- sodomy
- s & m
- la vie boheme

When I started reading this i thought “oh days of inspiration how nice this will be a nice list”

Then read playing hookey and was like oh wait I know this shit

buckakke: john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians...

Sat, 05 May 2018 21:45:59 +1000

buckakke:

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

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Sat, 05 May 2018 20:55:40 +1000

thunder:

via weheartit

Crystalised Moonlight *･*:.｡..｡.:*･'･*

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morbidmanatee: tripropellant: i cannot stop thinking about the...

WHAT DID HE SAY???

mercilessnaps: Star Lord: Is Footloose still the greatest movie ever?Spiderman: It never was.Star...

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paradeofconfusion: the signs as lines from john mulaney’s kid gorgeousAries: “I would never say...

the signs as lines from john mulaney’s kid gorgeous

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bobertlutece: this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you...

rikki-tiki-tavi: I dont care for these new nazisJohn Mulaney (Kid Gorgeous)

i-am-avacado: so I guess you could sayI had alREady given them..A HUNDREDAND TWENTYTHOUSAND...

A HUNDRED

AND TWENTY

THOUSAND DOLLARS!!

And nOw you have the

seasoning-city: consider: john mulaney is absolutely an immortal but he happens to be a very very...

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psychedelic-pornography: Infect me whit your love…! ♥

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gaylor-moon: kevkapallazzo: just-shower-thoughts: If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t...

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my-flourish-and-blotts:May the Force be with you.

musicalsarecrack: to:- days of inspiration - playing hookey - making something out of nothing - the...

to:

buckakke: john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians...

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Crystalised Moonlight ･:.｡..｡.:･'･

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